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authorAditya <bluenerd@protonmail.com>2023-02-27 20:04:56 +0530
committerAditya <bluenerd@protonmail.com>2023-02-27 20:04:56 +0530
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+# lol
+
+Plugin for adding catspeak aliases, because why not.
+
+To use it, add `lol` to the plugins array in your zshrc file:
+
+```zsh
+plugins=(... lol)
+```
+
+## Aliases
+
+| Alias | Command |
+| ------------ | --------------------------------------------------------------- |
+| `:3` | `echo` |
+| `alwayz` | `tail -f` |
+| `bringz` | `git pull` |
+| `btw` | `nice` |
+| `byes` | `exit` |
+| `chicken` | `git add` |
+| `cya` | `reboot` |
+| `donotwant` | `rm` |
+| `dowant` | `cp` |
+| `gimmeh` | `touch` |
+| `gtfo` | `mv` |
+| `hackzor` | `git init` |
+| `hai` | `cd` |
+| `icanhas` | `mkdir` |
+| `ihasbucket` | `df -h` |
+| `iminurbase` | `finger` |
+| `inur` | `locate` |
+| `invisible` | `cat` |
+| `iz` | `ls` |
+| `kthxbai` | `halt` |
+| `letcat` | `git checkout` |
+| `moar` | `more` |
+| `nomnom` | `killall` |
+| `nomz` | `ps aux` |
+| `nowai` | `chmod` |
+| `oanward` | `git commit -m` |
+| `obtw` | `nohup` |
+| `onoz` | `cat /var/log/errors.log` |
+| `ooanward` | `git commit -am` |
+| `plz` | `pwd` |
+| `pwned` | `ssh` |
+| `rtfm` | `man` |
+| `rulz` | `git push` |
+| `tldr` | `less` |
+| `violenz` | `git rebase` |
+| `visible` | `echo` |
+| `wtf` | `dmesg` |
+| `yolo` | `git commit -m "$(curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"` |
+
+## Usage Examples
+
+```sh
+# mkdir new-directory
+icanhas new-directory
+
+# killall firefox
+nomnom firefox
+
+# chmod u=r,go= some.file
+nowai u=r,go= some.file
+
+# ssh root@catserver.org
+pwned root@catserver.org
+
+# git commit -m "$(curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"
+yolo
+```
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+# LOL!!1
+# Source: https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh
+
+alias wtf='dmesg'
+alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
+alias rtfm='man'
+
+alias :3='echo'
+alias visible='echo'
+alias invisible='cat'
+alias moar='more'
+alias tldr='less'
+alias alwayz='tail -f'
+
+alias icanhas='mkdir'
+alias gimmeh='touch'
+alias donotwant='rm'
+alias dowant='cp'
+alias gtfo='mv'
+alias nowai='chmod'
+
+alias hai='cd'
+alias iz='ls'
+alias plz='pwd'
+alias ihasbucket='df -h'
+
+alias inur='locate'
+alias iminurbase='finger'
+
+alias btw='nice'
+alias obtw='nohup'
+
+alias nomz='ps aux'
+alias nomnom='killall'
+
+alias byes='exit'
+alias cya='reboot'
+alias kthxbai='halt'
+
+alias pwned='ssh'
+
+alias hackzor='git init'
+alias rulz='git push'
+alias bringz='git pull'
+alias chicken='git add'
+alias oanward='git commit -m'
+alias ooanward='git commit -am'
+alias yolo='git commit -m "$(curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'
+alias letcat='git checkout'
+alias violenz='git rebase'
+